Hello! I'm Klotho. Here are some quotes describing me: "Don't cut off your eyelashes anymore." "Do your homework." "Go to swim practice." "You meanieeeeee." "Twenty-seven." "Poor math skills." "You have been swaggy." You're nice and bleh." "Let's face it, you're not getting into the elysian fields." "You hate my guts." #2014
Fascinatingly enough, this is just as cringeworthy now as it was 3 years ago as my friends will never let me live down my failures as a person.
Theme made by the lovely primrosetylers. Also, can someone please claim the octopus thing, it is too adorable to not have a parent. I am sorry but I can not locate the artist :( UPDATE: I have found the artist here http://azirae.tumblr.com/post/13184350838 wow thank you lachesis
ronan, a three year old baby: come play games with me
declan, a five year old adult: Selfish of you. While you’re gallivanting I’ll be managing father’s tax evasion scheme, pretending that cleaning up dream-object messes is just pick-up sticks with mother, and staying conscious and alert twenty-four-seven to make sure you don’t manifest a wendigo in the house because of a bedtime story you read.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man wildlife conservation and his children will be able to eat fish too.
This is Matrix in a matrix read this shit because it’s talking about how Bandersnatch can be used to create an even more complex user profile depending on how you interacted with the movie, what choices you picked, and how many times you went through a certain path….IM SHOOK